Reason’s Greetings

Hello, InterTubes! Long time, no see. I could offer an excuse for being absent for so long, for example the old standby “My god ate it.” I figure that won’t fly with most of my faithful readership, however. I guess you’ll just have to chalk it up to one of those mysteries that science has yet to figure out, like why people yawn or how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

My Winkleian hibernation has however ended, and with good reason: the Reason Rally (see what I did there?). It’s been promoted as the biggest, and apparently wettest, gathering of non-believers in the history of humankind. Although making such a grandiose, unsubstantiated claim seems a bit out of character for such an event…

The event is taking place on Washington DC’s National Mall right now as I don’t speak! I can only imagine the mall is swamped with secular shoppers right now. The line at Woolworth’s alone must be several blocks long!

There is apparently a live stream of the event at Mythbusters’ Adam Savage (no relation to Fred) is currently speaking. It’s almost like I’m there! I totally would have gone, but I was afraid my paper bag would get wet. Last time it took weeks for that thing to dry out…



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