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		<title>The World Didn&#8217;t End!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me be the first to wish you a Happy New Year! If you&#8217;re like me and have been in a month-long eggnog-induced coma after prematurely drowning my sorrows on Dec. 21, 2012 for what I thought was going to &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=175">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve found God</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2012 16:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aloha, fellow web travelers! Based on my greeting, you can probably guess that I&#8217;ve spent the past several months in the beautiful state of Hawaii. Well, you can probably guess that I&#8217;ve been in Hawaii, but you can probably also be wrong. &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=169">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Will the real Chick-Fil-A please stand up?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 16:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cow and Chicken, Chick-Fil-A&#8217;s favorite cartoon? (Image source: http://hanna-barbera.wikia.com/wiki/Cow_and_Chicken) Hey there, fellow atheists and others out there who ended up here looking for free Chick-Fil-A coupons (and who will, alas, be sorely disappointed). I don&#8217;t know which sickens me more, &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=152">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Reason&#8217;s Greetings</title>
		<link>http://unknownatheist.com/?p=144</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2012 16:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello, InterTubes! Long time, no see. I could offer an excuse for being absent for so long, for example the old standby &#8220;My god ate it.&#8221; I figure that won&#8217;t fly with most of my faithful readership, however. I guess &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=144">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>My new $47 million home</title>
		<link>http://unknownatheist.com/?p=133</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 21:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m glad I read the news today! It turns out that after years of living in a van by the river, my childhood dream of living in a 13-story glass fortress with over 10,000 windows may finally be within my &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=133">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Historically-accurate talking donkey?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 17:32:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve just received exclusive, insider, top secret word (via an article I read in Yahoo! News) that The History Channel is planning a 10-hour movie on the Bible. I know what you&#8217;re thinking, my fellow atheist &#8211; slash &#8211; freethinker &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=120">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Facepalm Sunday</title>
		<link>http://unknownatheist.com/?p=102</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 14:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Howdy, stranger! Long time no see. My ancient Dell 386 laptop died on me about 3 months ago. It&#8217;s eternally stuck on the infamous BSD (a term I usually use to mean  Bull-Sh*t Deity, but in this case means Blue &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=102">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Religions aren&#8217;t all scams?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:08:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good morning, or afternoon, or evening, depending on what the clock says in your neck of the woods. I posted recently (well, if you count 19 days ago as recently &#8212; and in the history of the universe, that&#8217;s practically &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=91">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Colbert: Bill O&#8217;Reilly proves God&#8217;s existence (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 22:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello, godless heathens! 2011 is shaping up to be a good year so far. I have yet to receive any knocks on the door from Jehovah&#8217;s Witnesses, Mormons, Rastafarians, or Girl Scouts. At least Girl Scouts bring cookies when they &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=88">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Religions are scams</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 02:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s still 2011! I neglected the other day to wish you a Happy Second-To-Last New Year! Yes, you heard me – this will be the world&#8217;s last full year, since obviously everyone knows that the world will be ending in &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=78">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>New year, new religion</title>
		<link>http://unknownatheist.com/?p=69</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 03:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2011 is here! This would not be an official site dedicated to The Atheism if I didn&#8217;t mention PZ Myers at some point. So to start off the new year let&#8217;s get that formality out of the way. On PZ &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=69">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Father Time gets even older</title>
		<link>http://unknownatheist.com/?p=49</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 17:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Year's Eve AGAIN?! Seems like it was only yesterday I was rocking with Dick Clark from my Y2K bunker. Ah, the good ole days...

Time sure does fly when you don't believe in god. As much as I know god(s) don't exist, you gotta admit that the kooks that came up with some of the stuff religions are made of were pretty creative bunch. <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=49">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Damn you, Universe!</title>
		<link>http://unknownatheist.com/?p=43</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 18:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to the hard-hitting journalists at the Onion, we now have scientific proof that the Universe is out to get us. Or at least some dude name Dave. &#8220;MINNEAPOLIS—Following decades of allegations from the 44-year-old data processor, the vast conglomeration &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=43">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Present face</title>
		<link>http://unknownatheist.com/?p=38</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 17:52:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christmas, as you may know, is America&#8217;s favorite crazy Christo-commercial gift-giving extravaganza. The holiday was originally about a virgin getting pregnant (God&#8217;s way of proving that abstinence-only education doesn&#8217;t work), but as any economist will tell you, Christmas is really &#8230; <a href="http://unknownatheist.com/?p=38">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Unknown Atheist is on the air!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 09:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
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