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The Loophole

Hola, fellow web-surfers! Zounds!! I logged into my account today to find that either God got a hold of my last five months’ worth of posts and deleted them due to their hilariously blasphemous nature, or it has been five … Continue reading

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The World Didn’t End!

Let me be the first to wish you a Happy New Year! If you’re like me and have been in a month-long eggnog-induced coma after prematurely drowning my sorrows on Dec. 21, 2012 for what I thought was going to … Continue reading

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I’ve found God

Aloha, fellow web travelers! Based on my greeting, you can probably guess that I’ve spent the past several months in the beautiful state of Hawaii. Well, you can probably guess that I’ve been in Hawaii, but you can probably also be wrong. … Continue reading

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Will the real Chick-Fil-A please stand up?

Cow and Chicken, Chick-Fil-A’s favorite cartoon? (Image source: http://hanna-barbera.wikia.com/wiki/Cow_and_Chicken) Hey there, fellow atheists and others out there who ended up here looking for free Chick-Fil-A coupons (and who will, alas, be sorely disappointed). I don’t know which sickens me more, … Continue reading

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Reason’s Greetings

Hello, InterTubes! Long time, no see. I could offer an excuse for being absent for so long, for example the old standby “My god ate it.” I figure that won’t fly with most of my faithful readership, however. I guess … Continue reading

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My new $47 million home

I’m glad I read the news today! It turns out that after years of living in a van by the river, my childhood dream of living in a 13-story glass fortress with over 10,000 windows may finally be within my … Continue reading

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Historically-accurate talking donkey?

I’ve just received exclusive, insider, top secret word (via an article I read in Yahoo! News) that The History Channel is planning a 10-hour movie on the Bible. I know what you’re thinking, my fellow atheist – slash – freethinker … Continue reading

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Facepalm Sunday

Howdy, stranger! Long time no see. My ancient Dell 386 laptop died on me about 3 months ago. It’s eternally stuck on the infamous BSD (a term I usually use to mean  Bull-Sh*t Deity, but in this case means Blue … Continue reading

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Religions aren’t all scams?

Good morning, or afternoon, or evening, depending on what the clock says in your neck of the woods. I posted recently (well, if you count 19 days ago as recently — and in the history of the universe, that’s practically … Continue reading

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Colbert: Bill O’Reilly proves God’s existence (video)

Hello, godless heathens! 2011 is shaping up to be a good year so far. I have yet to receive any knocks on the door from Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, Rastafarians, or Girl Scouts. At least Girl Scouts bring cookies when they … Continue reading

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Religions are scams

It’s still 2011! I neglected the other day to wish you a Happy Second-To-Last New Year! Yes, you heard me – this will be the world’s last full year, since obviously everyone knows that the world will be ending in … Continue reading

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New year, new religion

2011 is here! This would not be an official site dedicated to The Atheism if I didn’t mention PZ Myers at some point. So to start off the new year let’s get that formality out of the way. On PZ … Continue reading

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Father Time gets even older

New Year’s Eve AGAIN?! Seems like it was only yesterday I was rocking with Dick Clark from my Y2K bunker. Ah, the good ole days…

Time sure does fly when you don’t believe in god. As much as I know god(s) don’t exist, you gotta admit that the kooks that came up with some of the stuff religions are made of were pretty creative bunch. Continue reading

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Damn you, Universe!

Thanks to the hard-hitting journalists at the Onion, we now have scientific proof that the Universe is out to get us. Or at least some dude name Dave. “MINNEAPOLIS—Following decades of allegations from the 44-year-old data processor, the vast conglomeration … Continue reading

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Present face

Christmas, as you may know, is America’s favorite crazy Christo-commercial gift-giving extravaganza. The holiday was originally about a virgin getting pregnant (God’s way of proving that abstinence-only education doesn’t work), but as any economist will tell you, Christmas is really … Continue reading

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Unknown Atheist is on the air!

Howdy, whoever you are! Unknown Atheist is on the air! Or on the Intertubes. But if you’re accessing it wirelessly, such as on your iPhone, iPad, or whatever i-thingie you may have, it’s also on the air! As we all … Continue reading

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